Drow vs. Drow – suggestions?

Now, you've all known Mar'Kessa for a while. She pretty much hates everyone, even Frank, who had saved her from death. At the moment, she is without family, so has attached herself to the adventuring group so that she can stay alive and accumulate some knowledge and loot while deciding what to do with her life. (When would an elf have a mid-life crisis?) Our new party member is going to be another drow, but not just any drow. He's a Sulatar - the ones that stood by the giant … [Read more...]

Quiz Time!: What D&D Character Am I?

I Am A: True Neutral Human Bard/Sorcerer (3rd/2nd Level) Ability Scores: Strength-8 Dexterity-9 Constitution-9 Intelligence-13 Wisdom-13 Charisma-12 Alignment: True Neutral A true neutral character does what seems to be a good idea. He doesn't feel strongly one way or the other when it comes to good vs. evil or law vs. chaos. Most true neutral characters exhibit a lack of conviction or bias rather than a commitment to neutrality. Such a character thinks of good as better … [Read more...]

Personal Ad Makeover: Lee (BEFORE)

We have our first Geek's Dream Girl personal ad contest winner, Lee! Congrats, Lee! Not only do you get to have a brand spankin' new, professionally written personal ad for free, but you get to teach all other geek men a lesson on how to spiff up their profiles to get more action! Let's get started, shall we? Grab your pencils and take notes, boys! (Yes, graph paper is fine if that's all you have handy.) … [Read more...]

YouTube Goodies: New D&Debate – do displacer beasts have rights?

I'm sorry, displacer CATS. This video is hilarious, especially the very politically incorrect part in the middle. (I won't ruin it for you until you watch it.) Wow. I'm gonna miss Lilith... she's leaving just as she's making it into the PHB! What unfortunate timing. I'm hoping a new tiefling character comes into the series.Keep it up, Creative Juices friends! … [Read more...]

When your halfling has the sniffles and your gnoll chooses mental impairment over D&D…

What do you do when members of your group are (expectedly or unexpectedly) absent? Inn-Fighting, that's what! My original plan yesterday was for us to play while waiting for whoever was late (and isn't there always someone late?). We knew Hakim wouldn't be there because he wasn't feeling well, but we didn't expect to wait and wait for Eko and not have him show up at all. (The gnoll is a bass player - music geeks will understand why this explains everything.) While waiting, Name and I … [Read more...]

We have a wiener… I mean, a winner!

Congratulations to Lee, who is the winner of the free Personal Ad Makeover, courtesy of Geek's Dream Girl. Check back for a future post where I post the Before and After of Lee's profile.   Hopefully, eventually I'll get to post the story of him meeting the girl of his dreams! … [Read more...]

Smart Minutes: How to Find Dates in 3/4 Time!

We're all busy people these days, so how do you find time to look for love? It's easy if you use the tools that match.com provides all of its members. … [Read more...]

Who Are You People? – March Edition

One of the most fun things about running a website is getting to know your readers. I love you guys (especially the ones who comment!). I stalk my site stats relentlessly, learning little tidbits about who you all are and where you're from. Then I thought, "Hmm, wouldn't they like to know who else is in e's virtual living room?" Here you go, Geek Friends. I present... WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE? The March 2008 Edition. … [Read more...]

YouTube Goodies: Every Spring Break Needs a Bard!

Thanks to my bf for finding this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POubujyAbUs Indeed, every Spring Break adventure needs a bard. Speaking of Spring Break, I'm on it starting this weekend! Hooray! Lots of time with my geek boy, but I promise I'll have some good tidbits for you too, Geek Friends. … [Read more...]

Blog Carnival Wednesday – 3/26

Welcome to the March 26, 2008 edition of the Geek is Sexy carnival. Random Geekery old-wizard presents Top 5 Girls From the Wonder Years posted at Old-Wizard.com. Media Natalie presents Celemony Melodyne to revolutionise how musicians work posted at I love technology saying, "An article about the new audio software technology developed by Celemony, and how it will change the way musicians work." righteous presents Life Help For Geeks, Nerds and Dorks posted at The Blog about life the … [Read more...]