No wonder harpies are so angry.
March 21, 2008 by e
Filed under Dungeons & Dragons, Geek Life
I was flipping through my boyfriend’s Monster Manual a month or so ago and was utterly appalled by this picture:
I mean, do you see the sag going on due to the lack of proper support? No wonder harpies are so irritable! A good bra is worth its weight in gold pieces, as any girl (geek or otherwise) can tell you.
I’ve decided that in a future D&D campaign, I will play some sickeningly Good character whose mission in life is to knit bras for harpies. I imagine it would look something like this (pardon my awful Photoshop skills!):
What do you think? She looks so much happier, doesn’t she?
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Cross-Your-Harpy 18-hour?
Better trademark that now!
/nod
Indeed! Someone needs to design the logo for that brand!
Anybody better at photoshop than me? (Then again, EVERYONE is better at Photoshop than me!)
Email your harpie bra related shots (PG please!) to e @ geeksdreamgirl.com.
Poor harpies!
It seems logical now that they are pissed off. My girlfriend refuses to jog because “it just encourages gravity”. Wing-flapping sure seems just as gravity-enducing.
Jogging is indeed a dangerous activity for breasts. Wing-flapping I think would only make matters worse. Then again, all the flapping would work the pectoral muscles…. wouldn’t it?
Excuse the ignorance, but don’t sports bras take the gravitational risk out of jogging?