My apologies for the lack of a Geek is Sexy Carnival today – apparently I forgot to set up the Blog Carnival date on blogcarnival.com… sadly enough, I was so crazy this past week, I didn’t even notice I wasn’t getting submissions!
Anyhoo, I hope this bit of entertainment makes up for it. It is NSFW, but YouTube approved, so mostly it’s a language issue. If you wear headphones at work, you’ll probably be okay.
- …the sexiest thing in the world is a woman who is smarter than you are.
- I want to make mad, passionate love to her for hours and hours until she reluctantly asks if we can stop because she doesn’t want to miss Battlestar Galactica.
- My porn starlets will be too busy working on their PhD to go to the gym.
- They’d just take the guys down to the rec room and beat them repeatedly at chess and then talk to them for hours about Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle or the underlying social metaphors in the Aliens movies.
- Gay nerd porn flicks with titles like “Dungeons and Drag-queens.”
- I am gonna make millions, because this country is full of database programmers and electronics engineers and they aren’t getting the loving they so desperately need.
Ernie has lots of other great spoken word pieces on his website. I also highly recommend Dance, Monkeys, Dance. Bonus points to Ernie for his Atari-inspired website design.