There are all sorts of people out there in the dating world.
You probably have catchy names for them – the Party Girl, the Career Girl, the Starving Artist…
Rather than explain them in a normal type of way, I figured, why not describe them in terms a geek will appreciate and understand at a deeper level?
The Nine Dating Alignments!
I’ll date you because…
Lawful Good: You seem to be an upstanding gentleman.
Chaotic Good: It seems that we’d have a good time together.
Neutral Good: It seems like a good idea.
Lawful Neutral: You asked me out and seem to be nice enough.
Neutral: You asked me out.
Chaotic Neutral: Um, okay. I have nothing else to do, I suppose.
Neutral Evil: I want a free dinner tonight.
Chaotic Evil: Dinner, drinks, movie… I’ll pay for the next date. Maybe.
Lawful Evil: Dinner, drinks, movie… whatever else I can get for free before I absolutely have to return the favor.
Stay tuned for “I’ll Dump You Because…”
Can you come up with some other “I’ll date you because…” reasons?
Post ‘em below in the comments!
If we get enough good ones, I’ll put up Part Deux!