In the first half, you saw the Alignments’ “I’ll Date you because…” Because most good things eventually come to an end, here’s the flip side:
Presenting…
The Nine Dating Alignments: I’ll Dump You Because…
Inspiration for this post is from DnDAdventure.com.
I’ll dump you because…
Lawful Good: You deserve someone who can treat you better than I can.
Chaotic Good: We just don’t feel right together anymore.
Neutral Good: You cheated on me.
Lawful Neutral: You don’t fit into my lifestyle and moral value system.
Neutral: You don’t seem to be interested in me anymore.
Chaotic Neutral: It’s Tuesday.
Neutral Evil: You have outlived your usefulness.
Chaotic Evil: I’ve been seeing someone else on the side and like them better.
Lawful Evil: You’re in the way of me wanting to date someone else.
Stay tuned for “I’ll Marry You Because…”
Can you come up with some other “I’ll dump you because…” reasons?
Post ‘em below in the comments!
If we get enough good ones, I’ll put up Part Deux!
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Ohh i get it, there is a whole series of these. Man these are soo much fun!!! *squeals!*
“I’m bored out my freaken mind!”
“It just doesn’t feel the same anymore”
“I slept with your best friend, your brother and your cousin” lmao
“I’m just not that into you anymore”
“I just realized that your really not that good looking”
ok ok so some of them were really evil … but i just made them all up there … i swear!!