Craigslist Experiment 3.0 – MILF Edition – The Good, part 1…

MILFThis ad went live at 8 pm and I pulled it off at 1:00 am. Here are the GOOD (of The Good, The Bad, and the Hilarious):

Bachelor #1

Hi Linda!

I saw your post and I like what I read and saw. My
name is J—–. I am a 39 swm 5’8″ 155. I have dr
hair(keep it short), dr eyes and a goattee. I live in
——- with my 14 y/o daughter. I work in
——–as a ——- in ———-.

I like to be outdoors in the warmer weather months,
spending time with family/friends, shooting
pool/darts, sports, reading, travel and anything fun.
I am a pretty laid back guy who loves to laugh and
enjoy life.

I have attached a pic for you to see…let me know if
we can talk more.

J.

Seems like an upstanding guy! Good job, decently written email, nice, polite.

Bachelor #2

Hello Linda…

Your ad caught my eye so I thought I’d write to introduce myself. I’m 53 years-old, 6’3″, 240 lbs, in good shape, non-smoker, business owner, looking for a one-on-one, monogamous relationship with a special lady. I have four kids, two sons off on their own and two younger daughters, ages 11 & 15(going on 25).

Here are a couple of pics, the first one was taken in the summer of 2006, the second last fall: (links removed) If you like what you see, please respond and tell me a little more about yourself. If not, then I wish you the best of luck in your search, take care. – T.

Another one that seems like a decent person. His picture does kinda scare me tho. Child molester eyes. *shiver*

Bachelor #3

I’m not kidding, I would say you sound great but I just think you appear to be what I’m looking for I’m 37 confident and fit. I love my life but I’m lacking adult fun. I have two daughters and my best quality is being a complete father. They don’t live with me but I wish they did. I’m more that capable of providing and caring for them. I’m honest and an open book. Intelligent but not computer savvy. I live on a lake and love the summer. I would have sent a pic but I think it takes up to much memory for craigs mail. If you would like to give me your e-mail I will send you one wright away. I think we might have chemistry or at least would have good conversation. Hope to hear back. If not I wish you the best. Great job and congrats.

The writing is lacking in finesse, but he seems genuine.

Bachelor #4

I am a 43 dwm 5’10″ 215lbs, brown/blue
I liked you ad, and wanted to say Hello!
Sounds like you have done a great Job with your daughter. I have three children, 21,18,15. The youngest lives with me. I am a teacher at my local High School, I just started teaching 2 yrs ago. It has been a big change, but a good one!
Would be nice to chat, if your interested!
B.

Another one that’s pretty good, genuine, has all the vital information Linda would need to decide whether or not to reply.

Bachelor #5

I watched my daughter go off to school 2 years ago, —-. She had this thought about being a —– and she is making it happen. She is a pretty smart cookie!

The puppy will get through the separation!

And then there is little about me.

I live in —— and work in —- (yes, it is a hike). I have worked myself into a pretty good little career that has paid off recently, even in this flat economy.

I have two pigs (German Shorthairs) that control most of my life and treat me as their servant. I deal well with it since they do let me out for fun on occasion.

I am ridiculously normal and devoid of all of the dreaded “weirdness” that would be the norm for these websites.

6-2, 240 (linebacker size) blue eyes, no tattoo’s, no Mohawks, no piercings, a bit of an extrovert, and ridiculously funny.

I like to meet new people and start from there. I am always curious about other peoples lives.

Look forward to hearing from you.

B.

Some very interesting details…. pigs? He seems pretty cool tho, and relatively normal (for craigslist).

…more to come… this MILF got tons of mail!

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Since 2008, E. Foley of Geek’s Dream Girl has been helping geeks from around the world find love. She writes amazing online dating profiles for her fellow geeks and guides them through the perilous waters of the dating scene and out the other side. She's totally proud to report that she's even caused a couple geek weddings! She lives in Maryland with DaveTheGame, her adorable cats, Mr. Peanut & Don Juan, and Titania, Queen of the Cocker Spaniels. (Email e, or follow @geeksdreamgirl on Twitter.)

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