Craigslist Experiment 3.0 – MILF Edition – The Bad…

MILFThis ad went live at 8 pm and I pulled it off at 1:00 am. Here are the BAD (of The Good, The Bad, and the Hilarious):

Bachelor #11

Hey drop me a note love to know more love dogs lost mine in the last relationship 43 yrs 6 ft 200 lbs drop me a note I’ll send pictures till then take care db

No punctuation.  What is so hard about punctuation?

Bachelor #12

Linda,
You really sound great and have always liked older women. I would love to chat or talk on the phone and see if we click. I included a pic it is not the best but that is all i have on my computer. I hope to hear from you, D.

“I’ve sent you a bad picture – hope you like me.”  Really? REALLY?

Bachelor #13

Hello I saw your profile so I thought I would say hello. Check out my profile and if you think I may be someone you want to get to know then say hello back. Ok….maybe I will hear from you…..bye…..

Don’t send emails that link to your other profile.  Take the time to write something to HER, otherwise, you get deleted most of the time.

Bachelor #14

You can pat yourself on the back for a job well done.  Kids are fun.  I was lucky enough to get custody of my 2 and we had fun growing up.   I just relocated to the — area and loving it.  I bought a nice boat to enjoy the lakes up here with and having a ball.  My kids are in for the holiday.  Would like to talk sometimes and mayve meet for dinner or a drink.  If you have another email address I will send you a picture.

C.

I an a white male. 6ft 190lbs.

He grew up WITH his kids?  I guess that’s a good thing?  I also love the PS at the end with his stats.

Bachelor #15

hello

I sent you a email But  i didnt no if it went through so here is another its funny i went through the same thing you are going through my daughter grad from — two years ago and now she move to — with her boyfriend her dog i got her when she was 6 we put her down at 18 that was sad but she was a good dog

anyways i just wanted to say hi and if you would like to talk just drop me a line and i will be there

ps great pic and nice smile

take care

J.

Speaking of PS’s… this guy neglects to realize PS comes AFTER you sign your name.  Another response that’s verging on illiterate.  *sigh*

…more to come… this MILF got tons of mail!

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Since 2008, E. Foley of Geek’s Dream Girl has been helping geeks from around the world find love. She writes amazing online dating profiles for her fellow geeks and guides them through the perilous waters of the dating scene and out the other side. She's totally proud to report that she's even caused a couple geek weddings! She lives in Maryland with DaveTheGame, her adorable cats, Mr. Peanut & Don Juan, and Titania, Queen of the Cocker Spaniels. (Email e, or follow @geeksdreamgirl on Twitter.)

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