Craigslist Experiment 3.0 – MILF Edition – The Bad, part 2

MILFThis ad went live at 8 pm and I pulled it off at 1:00 am. Here are the BAD (of The Good, The Bad, and the Hilarious):

Bachelor #16

You are a very pretty woman. I love Dogs, I play with dogs whenever I see one. I am R—, I am right above your age and my picture is recent, I am 6-2, slender and I have a great deal of respect for single moms. I am a quality guy, heaqlthy and fit, have a heart of gold and am not a game player, take care

Ohoh.  Say it with me folks… what are the big red flag words?

Bachelor #17

Hi linda,

My  name is M—– , im 20 and live in —–.  I saw your personal on CL and I agree that age is just a number.  You are very attractive in your picture and I bet even more in real life.  I am very interested in chatting with you sometime… if your interested, please message back.

Okay, I know she said “age is just a number” but the boy is 2 years older than her daughter!

Bachelor #18

Hey Linda…

I dont know that it would ever work for a variety of reasons, but I just had to say that if that picture is really you, you’ve got to be the hottest 46 year old woman I’ve ever seen in my life.

Have a good one,

JG

Amazing.  I’m not sure if he’s trying reverse psychology or what, but this email baffles me.

Bachelor #19

hi hows it going? I’m a 27 year old male here. Just moved home from ——. I saw your ad and have to say that you look amazing. maybe we can go out and get drinks sometime or just hang out. I’m still not sure if your ad is real, you’re way to beautiful,  so if you reply I will send you a pic.

I know that craigslist is rife with fake female ads (and I apologize for being part of the problem!), but a real woman would be at least mildly insulted that you implied her ad was from a porn site.

Bachelor #20

Hi i`m T—– and this my first time ever responding to a add. I live in ——-  and live with my Chocolate lab and love her to death. She is vary sweet. I work at —- and i`m at the building where we make ——–.  Sorry i don`t have a pic yet but i will in a few days. For now heres pics of BooBoo and my hot rods. Hope to talk to you soon.

Well i tried sending you pics but it did not go through it came back and said undeliverable so i think i would need your email address to send pics ??

No matter what you say, boys, we will NEVER believe that this is your first rodeo…

…more to come… this MILF got tons of mail!

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Since 2008, E. Foley of Geek’s Dream Girl has been helping geeks from around the world find love. She writes amazing online dating profiles for her fellow geeks and guides them through the perilous waters of the dating scene and out the other side. She's totally proud to report that she's even caused a couple geek weddings! She lives in Maryland with DaveTheGame, her adorable cats, Mr. Peanut & Don Juan, and Titania, Queen of the Cocker Spaniels. (Email e, or follow @geeksdreamgirl on Twitter.)

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