Comments on: CONTE$T: What If Your Ex Had A Personal Ad?

By: Your Ex’s Personal Ad Conte$t Winner - Mr. James

Your Ex’s Personal Ad Conte$t Winner - Mr. James — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 05:02:05 +0000

[...] Congratulations to MrJames who was selected by our illustrious judging panel as the winner of the “What If Your Ex Had A Personal Ad?” Contest. [...]

By: Kim

Kim — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 09:27:54 +0000

Old man stuck in a 22 WM body seeking f. for conservative evenings watching movies to my taste. If you don’t like it, don’t worry, I’ll change that!

Must be willing to put up with whining and emotionally instability if I’m told I’ve done something wrong.

And you’ll never live up to my mum.

By: David

David — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 20:35:49 +0000

F, 19, Looking to toy with a man's heart. I often like to yell and scream for no reason, but get happy in a short period of time for no reason. I hate public affection and don't express much love for anyone. You won't like what you see...so I'm told. David´s last blog post..SYC Big November Contest

By: Lyreika Starguide

Lyreika Starguide — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 18:04:01 +0000

MM50 requires new punching bag since the last one threw him out after I "forgot" punching her. Masochists encouraged, as are doormats; position requires heavy lifting. Lyreika Starguide´s last blog post..RaggBAGG(tm) Game Time

By: Lyreika Starguide

Lyreika Starguide — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 18:00:43 +0000

MM50 searching for wife #3: must juggle looking the other way while I squander every penny while telling you we’re doing fine with my need to blame you for all our troubles; alienating offspring a plus; and BTW, I’ll expect you to earn every penny because I’d rather be a martyr than a man.

By: TheLemming

TheLemming — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 17:16:04 +0000

It's hard for me to give this a funny touch, but let me try with something cynical. F, 23 searching for a bit of thrill, don't be shy, since that's my part to play. Alcohol lover is a must, since I'm hardly ever sober - whenever I am I tend to wake up next to someone I hardly know. Could be you, at least every now and then. But don't worry I'm very creative about answers. No matter what you say, once reading this you're already mine - and if you are not, my time with you will come! TheLemming´s last blog post..Curse of Avalon XII - The final fairytale

By: SurfPenguin

SurfPenguin — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 17:11:04 +0000

Okay, here’s one:

“SWF 30-ish, seeks SWM to clean up my emotional messes. Must enjoy (a)smiling and nodding while I drone on and on about my endless stream of ex-husbands and ex-boyfriends, and (b)uttering random words that reduce me to a blubbering wreck for no apparent reason, as you’ll be doing both a lot. Must be good with kids.

By: Kat

Kat — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 15:17:47 +0000

Hmmm… for my ex.. LOL.. I just can’t help myself! And e, ty for the link! I finally got a picture up!

SWM, 37, seeks a woman that will do everything for me. I love the woman being in charge of everything, while I seek ways of fulfilling my life’s desires by constantly watching TV from the comfort of my own couch. My lady love must be a good bread-winner, a great listener, and also be willing to put up with me for the rest of her life, because I just can’t let go.

By: e

Mon, 10 Nov 2008 00:35:29 +0000

@ GirlFriend – Welcome! Thanks for your entry!

By: GirlFriend

GirlFriend — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 18:53:32 +0000

Self-centered M47 seeks woman to take care of all details while I work, play and sleep oblivious to the needs of all other people. Need affirmation occasionally? Look elsewhere! Enjoy abject abasement? You may be my dream woman!