Congratulations to MrJames who was selected by our illustrious judging panel as the winner of the “What If Your Ex Had A Personal Ad?” Contest.
Here’s his winning entry:
“Crazy Cat Lady DWF 44 seeks Helpless Knight in Shining Armor. Must be loving, kind, and sweet, and utterly unable to prevent my deliberate self-destruction. Slow-motion train wrecks turn you on? Call me! You can try to rescue me, but this damsel just can’t be saved. C’mon, it’ll be fun!”
Enjoy your $15 amazon.com gift certificate – don’t spend it all in one place! Oh, wait… you kind of HAVE TO spend it all in one place…
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YAY!
I’d like to thank my ex wife… and also register at this time my fervent hope that she doesn’t read this. I’ve moved across the country, but I wouldn’t put it past her to come find me.
Heh. I’d actually rather thought the zombie or Cthulhu ads were funnier – but I’m not about to quibble!
But train wrecks are so much fun to watch, especially in slow motion!
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Yeah, but they’re hard to live with.
Oh I’d also like to thank JavaElemental, for not entering the contest. Her exes are a lot funnier than mine.
@ MrJames – I hope that your ex never finds this page!
But hey, at least she was good for $15, right?