Congratulations to MrJames who was selected by our illustrious judging panel as the winner of the “What If Your Ex Had A Personal Ad?” Contest.
Here’s his winning entry:
“Crazy Cat Lady DWF 44 seeks Helpless Knight in Shining Armor. Must be loving, kind, and sweet, and utterly unable to prevent my deliberate self-destruction. Slow-motion train wrecks turn you on? Call me! You can try to rescue me, but this damsel just can’t be saved. C’mon, it’ll be fun!”
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