Watchmen Poll: To Wang or Not to Wang?

There’s been a lot of chatter on the web about Dr. Manhattan’s full frontal nudity in Watchmen.

There’s a lot of it.

Wang everywhere.

Swinging in the breeze.

Glowing, blue wang, even.

What do you think about it?

Is it about time we saw more male nudity in movies?  Seen one wang, seen ‘em all?   Did you giggle when you first saw it pop up on the big screen?

“Glowing” Reviews of the Wang

I found a few cool articles about the topic that you might be interested in checking out:

Bisexuality Examiner:  Bisexual connections to Watchmen

Spout Blog:  Watchmen penis offends conservative critics

NYMag:  Dr. Manhattan’s “Giant Blue Wiener” gets glowing reviews

Poll & Comments

If you’ve seen the movie, vote in the poll and comment below!

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Comments

  1. lol@your poll!!
    I was also somewhat impressed by that blue wand
    http://bedshoebox.wordpress.com/2009/03/10/watchmen-the-human-vibrator/

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  2. J says:

    I swear, I didn’t even notice after awhile! Aside from the (male) tittering in the audience, of course.

  3. Kevin says:

    Where’s the “bi” option(s)? Where’s the “I’m a straight guy but I support more wang in movies ‘cos I hate double standards?” option?

    …okay, I picked “it didn’t bother me.” But that’s only ‘cos it was the closest thing you had to what I actually thought. ;)

  4. Hybban says:

    Couldn’t care less. There were more important things to wathc in the movie.

  5. Dead Orcs says:

    Well, it wasn’t any more wang than what Harvey Keitel seemed to want to swing around in just about every movie he made in the early 90′s.

    That said, the actor has nothing to be ashamed of. I guess if you got it, flaunt it. Can’t hardly say anything else, since we seem to expect the same from women.

    Could I have gone without it? Sure. But I guess you gotta stay faithful to the novel, and the novel came complete with wang.

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  6. e says:

    @ Kitty – It was a fairly impressive wand, as far as wands go.

    @ J – I started to not pay attention and then it would swing around and beckon me.

    @ Kevin – Why are geeks so damn picky? ;) Next time I do a wang poll I will try to remember everyone! Hehehe…

    @ Hybban – You’re alive!

    @ Dead Orcs – It’s computer generated wang, but the actor is quoted as saying it’s “pretty close” to the real thing. ;)

  7. Hybban says:

    Yes I’m alive :)
    It’s you that doesn’t answer my pokes :p (or my messages…)

    Hyb’

  8. I am all for anything that “offends conservative critics”—heck, give him two!

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  9. Graham says:

    Is there a double standard? Sure. But not where most people seem to be drawing the line.

    Penis isn’t even comparable to breasts. The counterpart to penis is vagina. But the public sees that as far worse than wang, which they see as far worse than breasts.

    So I suppose it’s more of a triple standard. But I doubt we’ll see much vagina in (non-X-rated) movies any time soon.

    And I have no idea why that’s somehow worse than wang.

    Graham´s last blog post..I have a PHB2 and you don’t!

  10. e says:

    @ Hyb – Pokes are sooooooooo last year.

    @ Darius – I’m with you there. :) My motto has always been, “I’m here to comfort the disturbed and to disturb the comfortable.” It’s so fun.

    @ Graham – I can’t wait to see the weird Google searches that are going to lead to my blog because of this post… ;)

    Like I said in IMs, I really don’t get it either. Naked people are 1) funny and 2) natural. Sometimes, 3) hot. I don’t know why Americans are so uptight.

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