Sometimes my Muse takes me to strange places.
While trying to write part of the Gamer Girl book, I ended up with this little snippet.
It’s totally inappropriate for the book (since we want to reach a younger demographic too!), but on the internet, anything goes.
Losing Your Virginity
They say everyone remembers their first time. You never felt so young, so new, so incapable, so naked. Your skin glistened with a thin layer of perspiration as you shook the strange object in your hand, praying you weren’t doing it wrong. Too hard, too soft? Should you have blown it first? Either way, everyone is staring at you now and your face burns. Why did you agree to such a large group? You close your eyes, pray for the best, and give one more shake before releasing. Fists pound the table. There are grunts and cheers. You open your eyes slowly to see the Dungeon Master grinning from behind his screen. “Congrats, your first 20.”
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LMFAO!!!
I love this, I will send this link to every gamer friend I know!!!
Fragin Hilarius!
I’m totally blushing.
You know, I really enjoy your site. I click around at interesting sounding titles and you never disappoint. You and J both keep me coming back for more.
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I have never felt so dirty thinking about a die roll. Good dirty, though.
…
Where are my dice?
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@ Loky – Thanks!
@ Matthew – Awwww, we’re flattered. I’m so happy I picked up J since she fills in the parts of my geekiness that are underdeveloped!
@ Daniel – Happy rolling.
Very funny, and yet so true…. And it’s worst when you lose the one behind the screen. Whether you use a screen or not. Some people just like to be seen
Hyb’
Very very well done. You could use that in marketing slogans even.
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I LOLed. At work. Now my coworkers are looking at me funny…er. Again. I must stop reading your site at work!
Seriously, though, awesome piece of writing.
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@ Hybban – Yeah, I was like whatever, screen. Who needs a screen?
@ Helmsman – That really depends on what kind of crowd I’m hoping to attract. I already got a ton more spam now that I’ve used the word erotica
@ Jason – Just be grateful you CAN read my site at work! Websense picked up on it a while back and blocked it. I guess coming from the standpoint of a not-porn site, it’s kind of an honor that my content is considered distracting enough to ban.
E, you make gaming sexy.
(Yes you can use that as a testimonial lol)
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@ Marc – Maybe that should be my new tagline… “Making gaming sexy since 2008…”
Just as long as you make no claims toward “bringing sexy back,” I’d say that’s an awesome tagline!
And… wait… this isn’t a porn site? Then what am I doing here?
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@e: yeah, no screen, like me you do it in the open!
That would make an excellent “for gaming” commercial. …Europeans would totally make it. Kind of like that overtly sexy tennis commercial I saw a few years back. A female, lots of sweaty skin, moans and the like… Excellent.
I pretty much felt like that my first time too. ;D