The Dungeons & Dragons Erotica Corner: Losing Your Virginity

Sometimes my Muse takes me to strange places.

While trying to write part of the Gamer Girl book, I ended up with this little snippet.

It’s totally inappropriate for the book (since we want to reach a younger demographic too!), but on the internet, anything goes.

Losing Your Virginity

They say everyone remembers their first time. You never felt so young, so new, so incapable, so naked. Your skin glistened with a thin layer of perspiration as you shook the strange object in your hand, praying you weren’t doing it wrong. Too hard, too soft? Should you have blown it first? Either way, everyone is staring at you now and your face burns. Why did you agree to such a large group? You close your eyes, pray for the best, and give one more shake before releasing. Fists pound the table. There are grunts and cheers. You open your eyes slowly to see the Dungeon Master grinning from behind his screen. “Congrats, your first 20.”

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Since 2008, E. Foley of Geek’s Dream Girl has been helping geeks from around the world find love. She writes amazing online dating profiles for her fellow geeks and guides them through the perilous waters of the dating scene and out the other side. She's totally proud to report that she's even caused a couple geek weddings! She lives in Maryland with DaveTheGame, her adorable cats, Mr. Peanut & Don Juan, and Titania, Queen of the Cocker Spaniels. (Email e, or follow @geeksdreamgirl on Twitter.)

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