This past weekend both e. and I were able to catch X-Men Origins: Wolverine.
Now, anyone who saw X3 knows that Wolverine is currently single; this most recent movie just gave us a few more reasons to pine for The Furry One.
Here’s some of the top ones:
1. Any man with that hairstyle will clearly not have room to complain if I take more than two minutes to do my hair or makeup.
2. Since we clearly can’t sleep in the same bed, as I don’t wish to be shish-kabob’ed, this means I never have to fight for the covers.
3. He lives up in the middle of nowhere, so he can feel free to run around naked whenever he likes (please!).
4. With claws that will slice through any household appliance, home renovation is a breeze.
5. With his crazy animal senses, I will never forget about a pizza in the oven again.
About j
huh, you’re the only girl in the world that wants “short, dark, and ferocious”…
Trust me when I tell you that I am not.
Hmm I can’t see it myself:
1) With a hairstyle like that you just know you’ll be competing for “mirror-time” and frankly what chance do you have of competing against Wolvie?
2)Brings a whole new meaning to safe sex. Either that or tears to your eyes!
3)Naked…with those claws. See previous point about tears and eyes.
4)Easy home renovation or accident waiting to happen. You did see what he did to that old guy’s bathroom right?
5)True but he will also smell *everything* as well as *hear* everything.
@ Marc – I believe that’s why she said “date” and not “marry”
Wolvie is just a fling!! For the long term, you’d really want a sensible man like Professor X.
Do you really expect me to believe a girl is going to choose the safe dependable guy over the bad one?
@e: I’m sure that has everything to do with Professor X and nothing to do with Patrick Stewart, right?
@ Marc – Depends on the girl. But yeah, Wolverine would drive me nuts after a while. ;p
@ Nicholas – Ummmmm… no comment.
But y’know, Professor X can read my mind. There’s a whole lot of great benefits to that.
@Marc – Since we’re sticking to the movies in this scenario, didn’t Jean choose Cyclops over Wolverine in X2?
@e @Nicholas – Have y’all seen the episode of Extras with Patrick Stewart in it? It adds so much to this line of thinking.
@J – Yeah and look how well that turned out for Cyclops in the final movie
It didn’t really work out for Prof. X either did it. My boy was the last one standing
@e @j Come to think of it Patrick Stewart was a bit of a bad guy in Conspiracy Theory so I can see the attraction