The Dominant Male Uber Pickup Artist’s Guide To Getting Laid Using Online Dating

You’re psyched about this online dating thing.  You’re gonna get LAID, baby!  You bought a bunch of ebooks giving you the tools to be a dominant male uber pickup artist extreme, or better yet, you skipped paying this month’s electric bill so you could buy a really expensive course with videos and mp3s and a [...]

Dear Anon-O-Box: I Just Don’t Care About Dating Anymore

Dear Anon-O-Box, What do you do if you feel you’ve gone beyond the point of caring to try to establish a relationship with someone? Basically, what can you do when you’ve been dateless for so long that you can no longer remember your last one (seriously) and no longer care either (even more seriously)? – [...]

Happy 4th of July! 25% Off Sale Through Monday 7/6!

You’ve been pondering hiring me for months now.  You’re tired of being single, of having no dates or crappy dates, of your online dating profile getting no views. It doesn’t have to be that way! Click here, choose your package, and use code JULY4 to get 25% off.   The sale only lasts through Monday, so [...]

Winner: Free RPG Day Adventure!

I had a contest to win the Free RPG Day 2009 adventure.  Lots of people entered, but only one could win! Congratulations to lucky number 30 – James Harris! Shoot me an email (e at geeksdreamgirl dot com!) with your address and I’ll pop it in the mail for you! Sad that you didn’t win? [...]

How I Learned to Relax and Love the Pop-Culture Explosion

Okay, I’m an adult; I can confess this without shame. I’m a major fan of Harry Potter, and I’m eagerly awaiting opening night for the sixth movie.  I’ve been to at least one midnight book release party, and I intend on getting a Hogwarts Express at some point for my Christmas tree. It wasn’t always [...]