Mielka Dawnhammer, everyone’s favorite Valley Girl Cleric of Moradin, writes a letter to Father Winter, asking for all the things she wants. (Cleverly disguised review of Adventurer’s Vault 2.)
Moradin’s Lass: Hot Dwarven Men, a Demigod, and a Quest
26 May By 4 Comments
So there I was in the bar of the Slumbering Drake, downing a ton of ale through this awesome hat with straws when this group of dwarves come in. And let me tell you, these were not normal dwarves. These were cute burly man dwarves. Ohhhhh Moradin, were they cute! I haven’t seen any decent [...]
Moradin’s Lass: There’s This Swordmage…
20 Feb By 3 Comments
Dear Adventure Log, it’s me, Mielka. This is my 13th… 16th? I can’t remember. These people, they were like, hey dwarf, bet you can’t drink this ale through this awesome hat we made with tubes to suck the ale out of and I was like – I SURE CAN – and I did! Yeah, see, [...]
Moradin’s Lass: What I Think About Rogues
10 Feb By Leave a Comment
Dear Adventure Log, it’s me, Mielka. This is my seventh pint of McIBS and still GOING STRONG! WOO! Okay, maybe I’m a little tipsy, but not really. I’m a dwarf! We can handle our ale. For sure. Anyhoo, the other drinks kinda were fast because there were some guys betting I couldn’t chug faster than [...]
Moradin’s Lass: Dear ADVENTURE LOG!
6 Feb By 2 Comments
Dear Adventure Log, it’s me, Mielka. This is my third pint of McIBS. The second one I drank with some skeevy old dwarf who was sure I looked just like his wife when she was “a youngster.” Um, gross. Anyway, I’d like to pause a moment to remember someone who is no longer with us [...]
Moradin’s Lass: So I’ve Been Thinking…
4 Feb By 6 Comments
Dear Diary, It’s me, Mielka. Ha! I’ve always wanted to write that. It looks so funny! Dear Diary. Ha! Not that this is a DIARY exactly, more like an ADVENTURE LOG! …y’know, that really needs trumpets. Like a fanfare or something. Don’t you think? ADVENTURE LOG! Da-dada-daaaaaaaaaa! Ok, it doesn’t work well on parchment. But [...]
Moradin’s Lass: Sister Mielka of the Healing Touch
10 Nov By 3 Comments
If there’s one thing I’ve learned during this whole Living My Destiny thing, it’s that you can’t always trust people. I mean, look at all the crazy people we’ve already met. So of course I wasn’t going to take this poor sick girl to the infirmary where she could get kidnapped again. No way! Luckily, [...]
Moradin’s Lass: Sewage Is Grosser Than Blood
9 Nov By 5 Comments
So the militia arrives and asks us a ton of questions. We were heroes like yesterday, today we’re burning down Chauntessa’s competition? Eek! No, no, no. We try to explain what really happened, which is of course when we notice Helion is nowhere to be found. Why does he always disappear at the worst possible [...]
Moradin’s Lass: We Didn’t Start The Fire (Ok, Maybe We Did.)
7 Nov By 5 Comments
The next morning, Helion and I go to check on Lyssa. She’s in bad shape still. I heal her up with Moradin’s blessings and we wish her well in her recovery. Back at the inn, we’re still getting lots of people coming up to us like we’re all famous. One guy looks like he’s seen [...]
Moradin’s Lass: Famouser and Famouser!
5 Nov By 10 Comments
After huddling in the corner like a scaredy-cat for a while, the sense of fear wears off and I’m able to get my armor back on. Just as I’m pulling on my boots, the hallway goes black like POOF! Like somebody turned all the lights out and there’s not a single bit of light anywhere. [...]
