Congratulations to Twitter user @geck0man for winning the $25 Gift Card to the Outback Steakhouse. I rolled the giant d53 at random.org and @geckoman’s number was the lucky winner! See? I told ya you could win with just a Re-Tweet! Enjoy your steak and Bloomin’ Onion, @geck0man. For the rest of you losers, I still [...]
Wesley Crusher, Inadvertently Responsible for the Bloomin’ Onion
9 Apr By 6 Comments
It needed only three more minutes. He was sure of it. Confident in his decision, Picard pulled his head from the smoky depths of the grill and closed the lid with a snap. The clearing smoke revealed a particularly idyllic day on the Holodeck; an Earth day in June, maybe. Most of those assembled were [...]
Spring Break Bard Contest: Win a D&D 4e PHB2!
18 Mar By 30 Comments
Lookie what I have! (A new haircut. Highlights. A blanket behind me. Yes, I know.) Oh yes, and a PHB2. I’ve breathed on it and hugged it and I’m going to GIVE IT AWAY to one of you. Just enter the Spring Break Bard contest to get your chance to win!
Want Free Dating Profile Help?
18 Feb By Leave a Comment
As you all know, I’m new to Examiner.com and am working on building up an audience there. I’ve started a weekly contest there giving away an E’s Big Three. So far, nobody’s applied. If you’re interested, click here and check it out. Thus far, the odds are in your favor!
Personal Ad Makeover Contest: “Hammer” (AFTER)
5 Feb By 2 Comments
“Hammer” is one of our lucky GDG Personal Ad Makeover Contest winner. Sadly, when having to prioritize time between RealJob(TM), Paid Clients, and Blog/Freebies, Hammer got a little unloved over the holiday season. Sorry, friend! I really hope your new profile makes it all worth the wait!
Your Ex’s Personal Ad Conte$t Winner – Mr. James
10 Dec By 4 Comments
Congratulations to MrJames who was selected by our illustrious judging panel as the winner of the “What If Your Ex Had A Personal Ad?” Contest. Here’s his winning entry: “Crazy Cat Lady DWF 44 seeks Helpless Knight in Shining Armor. Must be loving, kind, and sweet, and utterly unable to prevent my deliberate self-destruction. Slow-motion [...]
CONTE$T: What If Your Ex Had A Personal Ad?
8 Nov By 19 Comments
I thought we’d have some fun. If you could write a personal ad for your “favorite” ex, what would it say? If your ad is chosen as the funniest, you win a $15 amazon.com gift certificate! One of my favorite bathroom books is one I received for Christmas a couple years ago. (Thanks, Daniel!) It’s [...]
Personal Ad Makeover Contest: Sid (BEFORE)
5 Oct By
Congratulations to Sid, the winner of the Geek’s Dream Girl Personal Ad Makeover Contest for September! Sid is a 29 year old geek boy with a sad, sad profile. He admits that he’s “occasionally boring“, says he’s “pretending” to have a career, and basically comes off as someone with no spine. Poor Sid. Let’s take [...]
Personal Ad Makeover Contest: Brandon (AFTER)
8 Sep By 3 Comments
Brandon is the winner of the Geek’s Dream Girl Personal Ad Makeover Contest for August. His old profile was lackluster and had an ending which reeked of either trying too hard or Hannibal Lecter, depending on your bent. He’s all fixed up now so he’ll just seem like a sweet guy rather than a creepy [...]
Easy Win Contest: How Would Your Geek Icon Cook Steak? Win $25 to Outback Steakhouse!
Update: We have a winner!! Thanks for playing!! To help spread the word about their new menu offerings (15 meals under $15!), the fine folks at Outback Steakhouse have provided us with a most excellent prize to give away, geek friends. How would you like $25 in free food? (You’d be a hero at D&D [...]