Who is your favorite chubby redheaded valley girl dwarf? Mielka! I finally decided that it was about time for Mielka to have her portrait done, so I went to the experts at AvatarArt.com. They did such great work on all the Expy pictures for Yax over at DungeonMastering! Turns out, I got $5 off for [...]
Moradin’s Lass: A Never-Ending Stream of Orcs
15 Oct By 3 Comments
Drash is gone. I’d tell you where he went and why he left, but we don’t know. He gave us no warning and left us no clues. It’s kinda rude, honestly. What’s up with that? I thought he liked us, but I guess not. Here’s to hoping we can find ourselves another big boy [...]
Moradin’s Lass: Where’d The Slaves Go?
4 Oct By 2 Comments
With our burly town guard reinforcements in tow, we go back to the monastery to try to rescue more of the prisoners. We leave five outside and take five inside with us, leaving them at the entrance to the lower level where we found the slave pens. While searching the area we find a gold [...]
Moradin’s Lass: Black Bird, Black Night…
15 Sep By 2 Comments
We move further through the monastery, through a secret door and into a room with skeletons. I’m in the back of the group and by the time I get up to the room, they’ve already killed them. I throw out some sparkles and blast one to death. There are iron double doors on one side [...]
Moradin’s Lass: More Fun Than a Tent Sale
4 Sep By 5 Comments
So there we were with a tent falling on us and Moradin knows how many people attached to those feet sounds we heard outside. Drash slashes at the tent, makes a hole, and jumps out. “What’s out there?” I ask. I hear the crackle of Drash’s lightning breath. “Two more approaching from the north and [...]
Moradin’s Lass: Lookin’ for Help in All The Wrong Places
3 Sep By 1 Comment
So I’d just like to say that I’m still feeling kinda woozy after being all brought back from the dead. It’s kinda like that feeling when you know you’re coming down with a cold – just kinda weak and fuzzy-minded, I guess. Well, more fuzzy-minded than usual. By the time we get back into town [...]
Moradin’s Lass: Tuesdays with Moradin
26 Aug By 15 Comments
So there I am, having an ale with Moradin, warming myself by the Great Forge, and he’s just about to tell me about my destiny when I feel myself being pulled away. I’d like to say that this is what ale must feel like when the tap is turned and it gets sucked out of [...]
Moradin’s Lass… is Dead.
24 Aug By 7 Comments
We wake up in our camp in the hallway. I’d just like to say that a bedroll is not so comfortable and the stench of mushrooms in this place is pretty bad. Oh well. The door at the end of the hall opens into a room with glowing blue crystals and runes on the floor. [...]
Moradin’s Lass: Tip-Toe Through the Hummus… I mean, humus?
14 Aug By 3 Comments
We get to a big scary silver door with a big scary silver head with a big scary silver open mouth. It’s locked. There’s a skeleton hand coming out of a rubbly bit of the wall. I’m not sure how whoever the skeleton was got stuck in the wall, but either way. Wall, bony hand, [...]
Moradin’s Lass: The Shaft Incident
13 Aug By 7 Comments
So there we were, hanging back and chilling a bit while Errich and Helion scout forward and down the stairs. We get the okay from them and follow down the hallway and see the remnants of a bridge and a giant hole with a chain hanging in the center. A giant chain. I’ve never seen [...]
